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Says ollie, “Oh, we’re all out of buns but, isn’t this fun?”

They they they they were spread upon the lawn drinking lemonade and eating cheese

And later on, beneath the black sky the night erupted there for free

Oh Anna, take me in with water arms surround me, blow your breezy charms around me

Oh Anna, you’re a house of many rooms and all the secrets deep entombed within you,

i know a few

Says Anna “Ollie, oh, I know a place where you can dive between my peaks into the blue.

You take the red dot-dot-to-dot trail there.

It’s sweet for you.”

Oh ba ba black sheep have you any wool?

Yes dear yes dear you know the fridge is always full, for you

Oh Anna, take me to your eerie heights above paint white letters I you love

Oh Anna, drop me off a cliff

I fall

Says Anna “Ollie oh, you know it’s old, it’s old, it’s old it’s true

Ollie, Ollie, Ollie take me far away, show me something new”

And they do

Oh Anna, take me in with water arms surround me, blow your breezy charms around me

Oh Anna, you’re a house of many rooms and all the secrets deep entombed within you

I know a few

Ollie Ollie in come free,

The doors are locked and you can come and stay with me

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HOW YOU FLOAT ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

DRESSED IN PINK JUST LIKE A QUEEN

TAKE THIS MASSAGE THERE FOR ME

HELLO GREAT BIG CLOUD UP IN THE SKY

CAN`T YOU SEE MY TEARS OH HOW I CRY

OH SO PINK JUST LIKE A QUEEN

ONLY YOU CAN ME FREE

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I woke up this morning

with a bad hangover

and my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time:

it’s detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time:

I can leave it home

when I think it’s going to get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out

when I don’t need it.

But now and then I go to a party,

get drunk,

and the next morning I can’t for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment

and I couldn’t find it

so I called up the place where the party was.

They hadn’t seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

(because for some reason I leave it there sometimes)

but not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called some other people from the party

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don’t like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed.

So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.

Then as I walked down Second Avenue

towards St. Mark’s place where all those

people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

He wanted 22 bucks,

but I talked him down to 17.

I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again.

Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but,

I don’t know. Even though it’s sometimes a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis

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